Reasons I am Not Important

  1. I do not have a wikipedia page.
  2. My networth is less than the price of a car.
  3. I am not the President of the United State.
  4. I am not Canadian.
  5. I have not been on Oprah.
  6. None of your base are belonged to me.
  7. I played a warlock.
  8. My only skills are in killing zombies.
  9. I am not the Doctor.
  10. I have not punched Werner Herzog in the face.
All reasons have been independently verified by me.
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