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Questions of Semi-Great Importance
Why does this site exist?
One Hour Parking Show is the result of many years of my making off-hand comments and ideas which never got seen to fruition. This site was established so that these projects would have an outlet. It started with a webcomic that I've since stopped drawing (I was rather half-assing it). In closing I'd like to thank the Beatles as they are apparently bigger than Jesus and as such the people to thank.
Why Jeff Van Booven?
Why not? It is certainly better than Walter. Jeff is currently a student at Missouri State University majoring in English with an emphasis in creative writing and a minor in history. He's looking into grad schools and has an interest in Marxist Literary Criticism. He worked in a grocery store where he directed people to the location of the Cool Whip™; conveniently located under the toppings sign in the frozen section. He also worked in a Party Store. In his spare time he rules over the unknown universe (he would appreciate if scientists would stop discovering more of it. He can assure you that everything is working in accordance with the laws of physics, you don't need to check.) and plots the destruction of the Earth in parallel universes. He also may or may not be a robot. He isn't sure. He also used to play video games but time and money no longer exits for such endeavors.
How can I contact you?
vanbooven (you know what goes here) onehourparkingshow (you should know what goes here) com
What does the sign say in the header?
The full header image can be found here.
I found a grammar mistake on your site...
Good job and congratulations. Now, go here and find the correct rule for the situation. After that, notify me with the appropriate information. Since one of us is wrong this will allow us to settle the matter and allow for the learning of grammar (Don't feel bad, I actually like to know what I did wrong).
What if I need to park for longer than an hour?
1 hour parking: includes horses, tractors, and coconuts. Excludes bicycles tricycles, unicycles, and pogo sticks. Dirigible lot next block. Caravans will be valet parked. Covered Wagons must be circled and the oxen put out to graze. Magic carpets and brooms shall be rolled up and checked in with the coat clerk. Time travel devices should be parked next Thursday. Fireflys should be left wherever they have crash landed, excepting that they are not blocking traffic or parked in the dirigible lot. All sleighs will be towed at the owners expense. Any aircraft the size of a leer jet and larger should be parked at the airport, all others may pay the non-dirigible surcharge and park in the dirigible lot. Reserved parking available for the Millennium Falcon and the Pope. Non-pirate ships may park in the dockyard located next to the dirigible lot. Pirate ships may park in the dockyard next to the merchant district as there is better plundering there. Extra-planetary parking available for galactic warships C-class and up (please call ahead as we have to prep the elevator). Absolutely no parking for longer than one hour unless your guns are bigger than ours; they aren't.
Are there any other questions of importance to be placed here?
No, not really. Well, there probably is, but who am I to anticipate them?
Are you sure?
Yes. On another note, the cube lives on in the nightmares of small children waiting for its chance to once again return to this reality and extract its revenge.
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